I've learned that my daddy
can say a lot of words I can't.
age 8
I've learned that if you
spread the peas out on your plate it looks like you
ate more.
age 6
I've learned that just when
I get my room the way I like it, mom makes me clean
it up.
age 13
I've learned that you can be
in love with four girls at the same time.
age 9
I've learned that you can't
hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
age 7
I've learned that if you
laugh and drink soda pop at the same time , it will
come out your nose.
age 7
I've learned that when mommy
and daddy shout at each other it scares me.
age 5
I've learned that when daddy
kisses me in the mornings he smells like a piece of
Jolly Rancher candy.
age 10
I've learned that when I eat
fish sticks, they help me swim faster because they're
fish.
age 7
I've learned that when I
wave at people in the country they stop what they're
doing and wave back.
age 9
I've learned that when I
grow up, I'm going to be an artist ... it's in my
blood.
age 8
I've learned that you can't
judge boys by the way they look.
age 12
I've learned that if you
want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering
someone else up.
age 13
I've learned that you should
never jump out of a second story window using a sheet
for a parachute.
age 10
I've learned that parents
are very hard to live with.
age 12
I've learned that sometimes
the tooth fairy doesn't always come. Sometimes he's
broke.
age 8
I've learned that if you
talk too long on the phone with a girl, your parents
suspect something is going on.
age 11
I've learned that girls
sweat just as much as boys.
age 11
I've learned that when
wearing suspenders with one strap down, you need to
be careful going to the bathroom.
age 10
I've learned if you put a
June bug down a girls dress, she goes crazy.
age 6
I've learned that it always
makes me feel good to see my parents holding hands.
age 13
I've learned that you
shouldn't confuse a black crayon with a Tootsie Roll.
age 10
I've learned that I would
like to be a horse and live on a ranch, if only
cowboys didn't wear spurs.
age 8
I've learned that I like my
teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent
Night".
age 7
I've learned that sometimes
I don't like to play ball with daddy because he gets
mad when I drop the ball.
age 10
I've learned that milk helps
keep your bones from bending over.
age 7
I've learned that the
teacher always calls on me the time I don't know the
answer.
age 9
I've learned how to hold
animals without killing them.
age 5
I've learned that when you
have three of your wild friends in the car the driver
freaks.
age 9
I've learned that gold fish
don't like jello.
age 5
I've learned that you should
say your prayers every night.
age 9
I've learned that the older
I get the less attention I get.
age 6
I've learned that sometimes
my mother laughs so hard that she snorts.
age 7