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Things To Learn From Children If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. If you hook a dog leash
over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to
rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a
superman cape. Baseballs make marks on
ceilings When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day If you use a waterbed
as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not
leak - it explodes Legos will pass through
the digestive tract of a four year old Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence Super glue is forever McGyver can teach us
many things we don't want to know No matter how much
Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on
water VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do Garbage bags do not make good parachutes Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving You probably do not
want to know what that odor is The spin cycle on the
washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy Last updated: 08/09/98 |