AFLAC Duck Parody
Girl 1: I heard this new group yesterday girl.
Girl 2: Yea who was it?
Duck: Potential!
Girl 1: They were some hot guys
Girl 2: Who were?
Duck: Potential!!
Girl 1: There songs were off the chain too
Girl 2: Whose Songs?
Duck: Potential!!!
Duck: Argghhh!!!
Chorus
Were Potential!
The best thing since bread came sliced
Were Potential!
You know us we dont do nothing nice
Were Potential!
We could be one of your kids
Were Potential
We some big bad mothers aint takin no sh-t
(Insane Blane)
Well I'm a blue storm strooper
I make T.V. style bloopers
Hate on yo ass like A Taliban super
I'm ambedextrious man I slap ass with both hands
Girls be riden my train, I think I can, I think I can
I drink that purple stuff till my lips turn purple
Yo girl be suckin d--k till her face turn purple
I roll on them grown men 20's in fact
Kids looking mystified at the TV in back
Im from the back country but I got them city street skills
Give me a string, a toothpick, and I'll make you three meals
Yea Im a regular Macgiver
A freakin Lyricist for hirer
Must be a plane to get much flyer
I live with eskimos cause I got so much ice
I floss it everyday, dentists says thats right
Only hookers and hoes do jewels entice
but I still run to these girls, like I seen the light
I get so much Brain, Ive got an I.Q. of 163
My head is so heavy I must be walkin with a lean
But Im still Insane
Sweet like sugar cane
I was born in the game
Got yall screamin my name
Look its Dat Boy Blane!!
Chorus
(Frank)
You can call me on my cellular
or hite me on my on star
My rhyming skills spectacular
can't get near cause we come so far
I can fill you up like a candy jar
just like a beer at your local bar
They call me Rascal cause I run through it
Run through yo crew like they some kids
You beatin me is an amaze-on feat
like havin a dolla for dat boy buckwheat
Bad things can happen when your on my street
drive-by-pushings have you takin a seat
On the sidewalk, you know how I talk
Im from C-Town where they do the C-Walk
They call me the senata cause I enforce my laws
I can ship you away in a damn U-Haul
So if you still talkin make you mouth stall
Droppin yo ass like them leaves in fall
They call me the testa
So you know you best-a
Get out yo number two
or fly like a cessna
Lastly they call me F Train
Cause I roll with dude like Laz and Insane
If you aint wit us you then you know your lame
Chorus
(Laz)
Hey man let me introduce myself the name is Laz
I already know you because Ive kicked your ass
Maybe you can call me M.J.
Cause of the game I play
crossover dribble is the move of the day
Its like I got writers block I don't know where to begin
If you got rump with me, you better bring it to an end
Im only 5'3'' but thats tall enough to see
That you couldn't beat me if you had a magic genie
I can hurt you without knowing just like U.V.
L stands for lucky, It seems like I can't lose
Mexican Pimp or Ladies Man which should I choose
A stands for Amaze-on, my jock you stayz on
Them joints I blaze on,
Laugh man, Im just joke-on
Z stands for Zenith like a holy grail
Im what you strive to reach knowin you gon fail
I deal with speech I have a certain dialect
Articulation, pronunciation is what i do best
My vocabulary, has a jargon, yes a certain diction
Colloquialism and slang are what I say away from
Hit you in yo throat got you stutter and stammer
Dont mess with P.T cause we talk with Jungle Grammer