Last Apples
Based on Last Resort By Papa Roach
Performed by Picky Monkey

Cut my apples into pieces
I can not eat them whole
I want it clean
no peeling
Don't give a crap if Its red or green
These are my last apples
So cut my apples into pieces
I want my last apple
I want it clean, No peeling
Don't Give a crap if it red or green
There's no difference between them
I can eat it in the dark or in the light
I could eat it with Spam
I could eat it with green eggs and ham
Rotten not outta sight
Hell I could even eat a small one

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Cause Im losing my tastes
Losing my wastes
wish apples didn't cause so much gas
Losing my tastes losing my wastes
wish apples didn't cause so much gas
Everything causes gas, everything causes gas
Crap is running out of my ass

I never realized they could be sliced real thin
And they still tastes good
And had no seeds within
Hungry
eating those fruits, right outta the bin
Had to explain it, where do I begin
It all started when I bit an apple
the juices flowed out
and they filled up my mouth
I threw it up just to watch it come down
I need psychiatric help now

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My ass, My Ass, my ass, My ass, My ass
I can't take, pepto bis mol

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I can't take Imodium a-d
Cant take pills
It gives me the chills
and that liquid shit sucks