(Laz)
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Hi, my name is...What?
My name is Who?
My name is (scratches)...Curious George
(James B.)
Ahem....Excuse Me
Can I get the attention of the jungle, for one second
Hi Chimps, Do you like bananas (Yeah, Yeah)
Wanna see me cram banana peels up my anus (Uh, huh)
Wanna follow me and eat spam with the fam
Get as high on crazy grass as I am (huh!)
My tail is dead weight, can get my mind straight
Dont know what backstreet boy I want to decapitate
Curious George said, Sanchez your a creek pheen
I mean why is your ass green, have you ate some pork and beans?
Well since age 8 I felt kinda gay
Cause they asked me if I liked chimps and I didnt know what to
say
I got pissed off
Ripped the zoo keepers dick off
His name was Timmons
Hell it turned him so gay he danced like richard simmons
I eat a 100 pounds of bananas, and fall on the ground
Faster than Monica could get Bill's pants down
Yo Sanchez, thats the prez, you know what he earn?
I don't give a damn
I like to get busy with those interns
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(James B.)
My sister raped me in 1995
thanx a lot, now my kids will have three eyes
I smacked her in the head with a coconut
Chased her around the jungle
shoving bananas up her butt
Walked in the zoo, had my fur shaved for luck
pulled out my nine and smacked the b--th up
Crazy chimp, running over lions in a tank
while Im screaming at them
who's King of the jungle now dank
69% of my life I was never laid
I just found out my mom was a red assed baboon from zimbabwae
I told I would grow up to be a famous writer
Write a book about red assed baboons and burn it with a lighter
You know you the man
when chimps jump in quicksand
just to touch your hand, like some screaming Eminem fans
This guy at my old zoo, is askin for money now
So I wrote him
Dear, Timmons
No money in the world is gonna get your dick back, hear me?
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(FatWhacker)
Stop this fake
these kids need to be sued today
Johnie cochran, if the glove fits, sue em anyway
I don't really care if they done nothing wrong
I want you to lie, have em put in the electric chair
And fried tonight
Are we breakin the law or not
I can barely decide
We just did what Wierd Al did
We got nothing to hide
All our lives we been hated on
I was in day care and got hated on
what did I do wrong?
We ripped songs with good intentions in mind
We were just trying
to make someone laugh till they were crying
When I was little I used to get so scared I would eat honey
How you gon sue us man, we aint got no money
I lay awake and map out our legal plans
I use a legal pad, and I wear leather pants
Wait thats kinda sad
Oh by the way if you mess with P.T.
Tell them theyve got a fatwhackin comming from me
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