1) Sniffing cocaine from a cross is considered turning to God with Problems
2) Being rich and driving a Jaguar allows one to make U-turns anywhere, anytime
3) Do not accept anything the rich guy says as a compliment
4) Never leave a virgin with a guy who's reputation is one of a womanizer
 
 
 
 
 

5) Never sleep with girls your stepsister suggests. It could lead to death.
6) Don't bother saving your girlfriend from being run over, one of you is bound to die anyway.
7) Try to get your hands on your stepbrother's diary before his girlfriend does!
 
 
 
 
 
 

8) If people walk out during your speech, don't continue, follow them.
9) Always check if the victim can write before accusing him of writing letters to your obsession!
10)Never, Ever Fall in Love!