| Vin Diesel: Fun Stuff |
| You don't think Vin is capable of being funny?!?! **Sigh** Click the title... and back you go! |
| 'You know you’re
addicted to Vin Diesel when:
1) You insist your boyfriend starts working out, and shaving his head with grease and a knife. 2) You start calling all men Vin, Riddick or other Vin Diesel character names. 3) The spelling of the French word for Wine (Vin) makes you think of more than an alcoholic beverage. 4) You insist on letting the truckers take you when they re-fuel, just to see the word diesel. 5) Seeing men at the swimming pool wearing goggles makes you faint. 6) You search the entire world to find a doctor who'll do a shine job on your eyes. 7) You immediately fall in love with any man who curses and puts on sunglasses in bright light. 8) Any brutal murder in the newspaper sends your heart fluttering. You are hoping it's Riddick alias Vin 9) You go up to ever policeman/law enforcement officer and declare that Riddick is not a beast, and demand he be released. 10) All bald men make you swoon, even that geeky maths teacher of yours. {IF THE LAST IS TRUE FOR YOU, I SUGGEST SEEKING PROFESSIONAL HELP} |
| 5 things you'll never hear Riddick say
1) I'm afraid of the dark 2) Johns, save me from the big bad monstors 3) I'm going to keep my virginity till I get married 4) Pink is my favorite colour 5) I watch Barney, Teletubbies and Noddy in Toyland |
| 5 Reasons why Riddick is the man of my dreams
1) Just seeing a man tied with legs spread... ( Imagination runs wild) 2) The muscles, the walk, the look... need I continue? 3)He's single, which is more than I can say for some! 4) That deep voice that just melt your insides 5) He's just plain bad! |