Pushes the others aside to get to the door first
Will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates
Goes around the neighborhood once, changes
costumes and goes around again
Stays at home and gives candy to the other
trick-or-treaters
Plans their costume for months, then won't go out
because someone else had the same idea
Wears a neatly pressed suit and tells everyone
they're a bookkeeper
Is still standing in front of the closet trying
to decide on a costume
Isn't in it for the candy
Will manage to wander to the next town
Makes a list of all the houses that give good candy
and the optimal route to take.
Builds their costume out of spare flashlights and
spends all night tinkering when it shorts
Skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon