FROGS NEED VACATIONS TOO
A frog goes into a bank and approaches a loan officer. He can see from her nameplate that the officers name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Miss Whack, I would like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti is a little stunned by meeting a talking frog, but plays it cool and asks how much he would like to borrow. The frog says $50,000. Patti explains that $50,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure, I have this." and produces a tiny, pink, perfectly formed porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Unable to cope with so many strange happenings at the same time, Patti excuses herself to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "Sir, you won't believe this, but there is a frog out there who wants to borrow $50,000. And he wants to use this little pink elephant as collateral. I don't understand what's going on here, but I know we can't accept this. I just thought you should know about it." The bank manager looks at the pink elephant and back at her saying, "On the contrary. That's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan."
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