A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday. As they had not been dating long, he decided a pair of fur lined gloves would strike the right note.
Accompanied by his sweethearts younger sister, he went to the mall, and purchased a pair of gloves. The younger sister purchased a pair of lace panties for herself.
During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the two items. Without knowing, the young man sent his sweetheart a pair of lace panties with this note.
Sweetheart,
I chose these for your gift because I have noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out on the town. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the brass buttons, but she wears the short one which are easier to remove.
These are a delicate fabric, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the last three weeks and they looked like she had just slipped them on. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.
I wish I could be there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt many hands will come in contact with them before I will see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow into them before you put them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wear.
As I end this letter, I ask you to wear them for me when we meet this Friday. Just think how many times I will kiss them during this coming weekend.
With all my love. XOXO
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.