A Marine Corps General was recently interviewed on the radio by a female interviewer concerning an upcoming visit by a Boy Scout troop. It teaches us a valuable lesson. Don't open your mouth until you have completely thought about what you are about to say.
INTERVIEWER: So, General, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. Unfortunately for the lady, she learned her lesson a little too late, and in a very public way.