Have you ever wondered, as I often have, exactly how you were supposed to give more than 100%? I had always beleived that 100% was everything there was to give. But there always seemed to be some greedy little bugger out there who wanted me to push past my very best effort into the realm of serious injury and mental illness. Luckily I found a way to deal with those people, and I will share it with you. It is just a matter of simple mathmatics. If we take the information on the left, with each letter being the percentage of one hundred as indicated, insert it into the terms in the middle, then we would invariably come to the answers to the right.
A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=11 L=12 M=13 N=14 O=15 P=16 Q=17 R=18 S=19 T=20 U=21 V=22 W=23 X=24 Y=25 Z=26 |
DEDICATION
KNOWLEDGE HARD WORK ATTITUDE BULLTURD |
4+5+4+9+3+1+20+9+15+14=84%
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96% 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98% 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% 2+21+12+12+20+21+18+4=110% |
So, as you can plainly see, dedication, knowledge and hard work will get you far in life. But it isn't until you develop an attitude and throw around a little bull turd that you really make a difference.