HOW ABOUT THEM....

Albert Einstein walks into a party and takes a look around. Seeing a new face in the corner, he goes over and introduces himself.
"Hello there, my name is Albert. What's yours?"
"I'm Joe Smith."
"Joe, it's nice to meet you. Say, whats your I.Q.?"
"It's around 150."
"Excellent. We can talk about nuclear fusion!"
After a few minutes of conversation, Albert excuses himself to see who else he can meet.
"Hi, how are you? I'm Al"
"Al, my name is Bob Jones, and I'm doing good!"
"Great! What's your I.Q. Bob?"
"Oh, I would suppose about 100."
"Well, we could talk about world politics!"
A few more minutes of conversation pass, and Albert is looking for someone else to meet.
"Good evening, my name is Al. It's a pleasure to meet you."
"Thank you. My name is (insert name here)."
"Say (name), what's your I.Q.?"
"It's almost 50!"
At this Albert thinks a little, then says-
"How about them (insert name of favorite sports team, tv show, etc.)!"

I used this on a friend of mine who, for some unknown reason, liked the Cowboys football team.

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