Of Laptop,
Breegirls and Cassandra
AW: That sounds like a summary
of the show at a stingy night club!
A/N: I've FINALLY put
up the next chapter.. you must forgive me for the delays
Gimli: No. Now be gone!
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Cassandra looked around
the garden. Ok, why were half the guys oogling her?
(AW rubs his temples and
mutters something to himself.)
So she was the most populer
girl in school.
Legolas: What was that?
AW: (stops rubbing)
Hmm? Or sorry. Just getting a headache from the story and I forgot my Advil.
Gimli: Then why don't you
take a break? Legolas and I can hold out for a while longer.
AW: Thanks guys.
(AW picks up his walkman,
puts the headphones on and presses play. The two friends left hear 'Lothlorien'
being quietly edmitted from the headphones.)
Still, She was for one
guy.
Legolas: Gollum.
Legolas. Her eye's rested
on Alana and her little 'gang'.
Gimli: Rebels without a clue.
How come Alana got to
faint in the arms of Legolas?
Legolas: Author's whim!
She was really starting
to get on Cassandra's nerves.
Gimli: Funny, Alana has been
on my nerves since the beginning of the story.
And Alana was fast becoming
populer "I am the most populer girl in school. She's just a mischief maker",
Legolas: (Cassandra) No one
is allowed to be more popular than I. It took me a long time to get the
pole up there.
that's what she had told
all her friends. And the word had spred. A now Alana was referred to as
The Grand Mischief Maker.
Gimli: Isn't that Merry's
title?
Legolas: Seconded only to
Pippin, of course.
And she was even more
populer. That really didn't make Cassandra's day.
Gimli: (Cassandra, sniffing)
I'm going to crawl into my sock drawer and sleep for days.
But what really pissed
Cassandra oof was the fact that Legolas was ignoring her.
Legolas: Sorry. I was too
busy doing important things. Like darning my socks.
Her. The most beautiful
girl in school.
Gimli: Isn't teacher/student
relationships frowned upon in modern society?
Legolas: I believe so, not
to mention that I am several hundred years older than she is.
He was eyeing Alana.
Even Cassandra could see that.
Legolas: I am planning her
demise, I assure you.
Cassandra turned to her
Aragorn loving friend Amy.
Gimli: Observation #1 - There
are two types of fans; Legolas and Aragorn.
"I'm telling you, we
will get the guys. Bev and Alana will fall"
Legolas: (Cassandra) Now
help me construct a plan to throw them off Minas Tirith.
Cassandra said, Amy just
nodded my approval
Gimli: (Amy, thinking)
Yes, my liege.
"We need a plan, something
to get Legolas's attention, but until we can figure out something.
Legolas: (Cassandra) I'll
learn how to speak properly.
I really want to know
what they are talking about"
Gimli: Probably about their
corsets or something.
Legolas: I don't think they
wear corsets anymore.
Cassandra said, pointing
at Alana and her 3 friends,
Legolas: She has three friends
now? I'll never be that popular!
they were sitting hunched
over something, talking softly, with the occasional giggle..
Gimli: (someone) See? If
you take Aragorn's picture like this and draw a line here and here, you
have a mushroom!
Legolas: (hobbit) Where?!
"Lets go find out Cass"
Amy said, grinning evilly
Gimli: (Amy) I've been dying
to find out how to transform the Old Grey One's head into a vaccum.
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"Have you noticed Cassandra?"That
was Alana. The one that would suffer
"Duh, She's always looknig
at you" Bev said
Legolas: (Bev) I think she
has a crush on you or something.
"Yeah Al, I seriously
think she's jelous" Cassandra narrowed her eyes. Ernedloriel would pay
Gimli: For her sweater that
she
borrowed and never returned.
"Lor, I don't care, It's
not my fault she's a stuck up bitch" Cassandra gasped, she.was.not!
Legolas: Just where is Cassandra
hidding? It's not like she has the One Ring or something, correct?
"Al, just post the fic"
Fic? As in FanFic? What?
Gimli: (Cassandra) Where?
Who? Why am I here? What's the meaning of life?!
"Alright Bev!" What was
going on?
Legolas: (Cassandra) Why
am I living?
"Hey!!" Ernedloriel was
pointing at something
"What Lor?"
Gimli: These short forms
of the names are horrid. Must everyone have one?
"The BreeGirls have put
ANOTHER chapter"
Legolas: Burn it! Smash it!
"Already? Oh Valar, we
have so got to read it.. Those girls like TOTALLY Rock"
Gimli: (whoever) So let pigeons
land on them and place them in fountains!
"How Come De gets to
'Lick The Dunedain?'"
"Cause, She helps write
the fan fics.."
"Still."
Legolas: (whoever) Authors
shouldn't be able to do what I want. It's not fair!
"Relax Bev, I'm not to
happy with Jess marrying Legolas"
Gimli: (whoever) That's my
job!
"Nor am I Al!"
What did those girls
have.
Legolas: Too much pipe-weed,
perhaps?
Cassandra decided to
go ahave a proper look
Gimli: She put on her reading
glasses.
Legolas: Nearby ants burst
into flame.
"What are you three doing?"
AW: Oh... oh... (covers
his eyes, to himself) I came back at the wrong time. Never come
into the middle of something and try to make sense of it.
Legolas: Uh... welcome back?
"Why do you care Cass?"
Oo, no one but her friends called her that.
Legolas: Kick her in the
shins!
AW: The jugular!
She saw Bev hides the
laptop,
Gimli: Up her shirt.
AW: *bwrooonng* (Cassandra)
Did your stomach just boot up?
a bit to slow
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!?!"
She shrieked
AW: (british accent) We found
them.
Legolas: (british accent)
How do you suppose a laptop made it's way to Mirkwood?
AW: (british accent) It
could have been carried.
The three gulped "What?"
"The Laptop!?! I'm so
telling Gandalf"
AW: Uh... where is it plugged
in?
Gimli: The nearest tree
outlet?
Cassandra smirked. They
would get in trouble for this
AW: (singing) Uh oh. We're
in trouble. Something's come along and it's burst our bubble....
"Tell him.." Why was
Alana smirking?
~~~
The next day, Cassandra
had been yelled at for accusing Alana of having a laptop, which of corse,
had coincdently gone missing.
Gimli: Take that, human!
Don't mess with the author!
AW: And the laptop went
back to the plot hole from whence it came.
Legolas: Feeling better?
AW: Yeah. Bring on the next
chapter! I am feelin' good!
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A/N: Sorry it's a bit
short.
Legolas: You were only too
kind.
Please don't kill me
for putting in the BreeGirls.. they totally rock. And thier fics are so
cool!!
AW: (Divana) I so, like,
worship the ground they walk on.
To be concluded...