A proper man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for
$500.00.

When he was ready to leave, he told her that he did not have any cash with
him but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her,
calling it "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office he decided that the whole event was not worth the
price he agreed to pay, so he had his secretary send a note with a check for
$250.00 and enclosed the following note:

Dear madam,

Enclosed find check in the amount of $250.00 for rent of your apartment. I am
not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was
under the impression that:

1. it had never been occupied.
2. that there was plenty of heat.
3. that is was small.

Last night i found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
wasn't any heat and it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt fo the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250.00
with the following note:

Dear sir:

I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied
indefinitely. as for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how turn it
on and if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, don't blame me.

                                                         Very truly yours,