Mr. Bun - What have you got then?

Waitress - Well there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage, and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon, and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

Mrs. Bun - Have you got anything without spam in it?

Waitress - Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not go much spam in it.

Mrs. Bun - I don't want any spam.

Mr. Bun - Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?

Mrs. Bun - That's got spam in it!

Mr. Bun - Not as much as spam, egg, sausage and spam.

Mrs. Bun - Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Waitress- Ugh!

Mrs. Bun - What d'you mean Ugh! I don't like spam.

Vikings - Spam, spam, spam, spam....lovely, wonderful spam...

Waitress - Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Mrs. Bun - Why not?

Waitress - No, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, spam and sausage, would it.

Mrs. Bun - I don't like spam!

Mr. Bun - Don't make a fuss, dear. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam....baked beans, spam, spam, and spam.

Waitress - Baked beans are off.

Mr. Bun - Well, can I have spam instead?

Waitress - You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam?

Mr. Bun - Yes.