Invest in yourself work place specialties.
Here are some of the biggest frauds in the business community. Id love to
know who invented these things. These career advancing techniques are almost hysterical.
- Telecommuting- If
anyone is ever lucky enough to be granted a position where they can
telecommute, snatch it up. Imagine the possibilities. I dont know which side
is more fraudulent. The employers saying the offer telecommuting
as part of the package when they hire you (most
bosses want you in the work place for a minimum of 50 hours a week. Even traveling
through snow storms they believe is part of the employees responsibility.
Who cares if you get killed during the commute)
or the employees who get to work from home. I love the "I can spend
time working when I'm usually traveling" line.
- On-Line
training. These course actually offer
a lot and much can be learned from them. But don't think they'll help you
getter a better job or a promotion. Try adding that as a line on your resume
and explain it to a prospective employer during an interview. "Ah I don't
actually have any experience but I took a couple of courses over the
internet." Then take a look at their faces. In all fairness the idea isn't
bad but I don't think the business community is prepared to give them any
weight in the workplace.
- PDP, Performance
Development Process. Or better yet
yearly reviews. I think a better more fitting name for these would be TRSP
, The Rubber Stamp Process. Need I say
more. These should be offered as an example in any creative writing course.
"Your doing a good job. Here's your 3 1/2 %. ""Your doing a
good
bad job. Here's your 3 1/2 %." See you next year.
- Suggestion Box Yup, got a good idea,
slip it in the old box, and if the boss
finds out it's from you and he doesn't like it and you are toast. If he does
like it he steals it. The again , if he has scruples and likes it he just
ignores it. Figuring if it came from you it must not be any good. Then when
it pops up later from a different source where no credit is necessary, then
they use it.
- Open Door Policy. Your either a fink or a
moron. If you have something good to contribute you better do it in a
meeting. Anything else, why bother?
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