mikebiography

Wow. It's me. I don't want to write about myself here, but I guess this site has to have something interesting on it. I am the most interesting part of the band, so it is only fitting that i have the best part. HP Critical hasn't done much yet, mostly because Brett and i haven't written any worthwhile songs yet. Pat has no clue what is going on, so we can't rely on him. We play in Pat's basement whenever possible, but i work at Factory Card Outlet too much. That stupid store takes all of my free time away. grrr...
Hmmm, if you want to learn more about my life, you can go read my other bio at the Bluto site. For now, it is a lot better. For all i know, this one is nut-garbage. I coined the phrase "nut-garbage" by the way. Aren't i a god? (ha, if only...)
Yeah, I try to play guitar, but for the most part I fail miserably. I have never taken any lessons, and learned all I knew from Eric (muy sexy, and the best guitar player known to the human race) or from what I figured out on my own. I think that when Brett gets himself a guitar and learns how to play, we will progress because he really wants to write songs. I do some of the vocals, but only a select few have any experience hearing them, unless you were one of those lucky enough to hear the first Bluto E.P., or the demo tapes we have crapped out. For the most part, I am too much of a wuss to get in front of people and sing like an ass. Who knows what will go on in the future?... more later of course
Some people say I am too skinny. What does that matter? I am fully capable of performing at an adequate level for my needs. Besides, we don't live in a society where the strongest survive and the weak are weeded out by natural selection. It's better than being obese. At least I can count on the idea that if a situation arises where I have to squeeze through a tiny aperature to save my life, I have a better than average chance. (Ha)
Poo poo we never have fun doing stuff anymore. The guys and I have no real life, so we just waste away the time. No, that is not a depressed statement, I am just merely stating the truth. It can be seriously lame hanging around with us, you know, just to warn you.