QUOTES
"Eclectic, you say? With a plug? Gracious, I must see that." -Mr. Weasley
"Wangoballwime?" -Harry Potter
"I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again...and again...and again..." -Ron Weasley
"What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?"
"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy." -Ron Weasley
"Snape's always been fascinated by the Dark Arts, he was famous for it at school. Slimy, oily, greasy-haired kid he was." -Sirius Black
"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else spotted I'm a girl!" -Hermione Granger
"Pus Finnigan! Pus!" -Professor Sprout
"And you think we want to walk around wearing badges saying 'spew', do you?" -Ron Weasley
"Wormtail, I need somebody with brains, somebody whose loyalty has never wavered, and you, unfortunatedly, fulfill neither requirement." -Lord Voldemort
"Stupid little feathery git! ...You bring letters to the addressee! You don't hang around showing off!" -Ron Weasley
"Her-my-oh-nee."
"Anyone can speak Troll...all you have to do is point and grunt." -Fred Weasley
"First puss and now this" -Seamus Finnigan
"I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his closed and an uplifted expression on his face.
"Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."
"Don't be prat, Neville, that's illegal," said George.
"They wouldn't use the Cruciatus Curse on the champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry."
Dudley had done the thing he was threatening to to do since age three: He had become wider than he was tall.
"Well, I can certainly see why were trying to keep them alive." said Malfoy sarcastically.
"Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and suck blood all at once?"
"Aaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mystical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born."
"It's classified information, until such time as the Ministry decides to release it," said Percy stiffly. "Mr Crouch was quite right not to disclose it."
"Oh shut up Weatherby," said Fred.
"Oh no, Ron...no this is exactly where we wanted to end up."
"Yeah we're having the time of our lives here." -Ron, Fred, and George
"Herm-own-ninny."
"Close enough." -Hermione Granger and Viktor Krum