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NEW DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS TEACHERS WANTED AGAIN

Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is looking for a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. You must:

- Have experience dealing with the dark arts. (Pretending to know what your doing just won't work, sorry.)
- Be able to teach more than one year at a time.
- Be tolerant of some of our other less-than-kind-staff...
- Oppose Vold- err- He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named - Read and memorize Hogwarts, A History. (Find a fellytone and dial 555-2815 to speak to Hermione Granger, she'll help you there.)

Please send an owl straight away to: Professor Albus. Dumbledore Hogwarts School

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