THE DAILY PROPHET NEWS
HOAXER TURNS HONEST
In literary news, Gilderoy Lockhart, complete with semi-returned memory, has written a new book about his year at Hogwarts Academy. In his press release, he stated his desire to write an honest book, regardless of how personally shameful it may be. "With the outcome of my school year, I'm not exactly high in public opinion, anyway," said Lockhart, who made it clear that this wasn't a paltry attempt to restore his shattered image. The book will be based on interviews with Hogwards Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, as well as Ronald Weasly, Ginny Weasly, and the famous Harry Potter. It is rumoured that a young girl named Granger tried repeatedly to involve herself in the project, but had to be stunned when she became hysterical.
These interviews may shed light on the endles rumours about the happenings with the Chamber of Secrets, as thus far, no truely reliable accounts have been produced.
The book is expected to be in stores by midsummer, as publishing demands and author revisions have pushed the release date back from mid-February. Experts expect this book to be his most popular to date as witches and wizards across the globe have pre-owled the book and many are expected to camp in front of bookstores to get a copy. To owl your copy, send to Blottsbury Publishing in London.