YOU KNOW YOUR A BIG HARRY POTER FAN WHEN
You're writing the fifth book for yourself because you simply can't wait any longer
You go around delivering Hogwarts letter to all of your friends
You've been something associated with Harry Potter for halloween
You've seen the move tons of times, even though it wasn't that great
You're insulted when someone claims to be a fan but has only seen the movie once
You say Dan or Rupert or Emma when you're talking about them, as if you are the greatest of friends with them
You go bizirk if someone insults Harry Potter
You believe J.K. Rowling was a gift from God
You've turned eleven already and you're wondering where your Hogwarts letter is coming around
You go around waving bits of wood and your sibling and shouting "SERPENSORTIA" or any other spell for that matter
You know all of the spells, by heart
You check the TV listing for the next quidditch match
you go to London and look for The Leakey Cauldron
You have a crush on Harry Ron or Hermione
You think Hogwarts teachers are so much cooler than your own
You act like you're one of the Harry Potter characters, and insist that you be called by that name
Your bedroom wall is covered with Harry Potter
You have Harry Potter merchandise, lots of it
You keep "CONSTANT VIGILANCE" never know when someone could attack you with a spell
You call Voldemort "He-who-must-not-be-named" or "You know who"
You talk, think, and dream Harry Potter
You run a site or wish you could run a site about Harry Potter
You would absolutely faint if you could actually talk to J.K. Rowling or any of the cast from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
You go around persuading everyone that they should read Harry Potter