NEVER GONNA MAKE IT TITLES
Harry Potter and the Mean Goat
Harry Potter and the Adventures of the unbalenced checkbook
Harry Potter and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Percy Weasley and the Attack of the Cauldron Bottoms
Harry Potter and the Attacking Gillywig
Voldemort and the Attack of the Tooth-flossing string mints
Harry Potter and the Love of Draco
Harry Potter and the Baby-Sitting Job gone wild
Harry Potter and the Toaster that won't stop popping
Harry Potter and the Way too loud music
Harry Potter and the Terrible Tuna Sandwich
Harry Potter and the Terror of Scrambled Eggs
Ron Weasley and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Smelly Gym Socks
Harry Potter and the Battle of Trafalgar
Harry Potter and the Messy Bedroom
Harry Potter and the Battle of the Moonrock
Hermione Granger conquers the Library
Harry Potter visits Mars
Harry Potter and the Horrible printer
Harry Potter and the Hard Math Homework
Harry Potter and the Doom of the Incandescent Light
Harry Potter and the Long Lost Twin
Harry Potter Finally Finds His Way To The Boy's Dormitories
Harry Potter and the Magical Light Saber
Harry Potter And The Mysteries of Windows 2000
Harry Potter And The Ratings War
Harry Potter Repairs The Ozone Layer
Harry Potter and the Trip to the Moon
Sky Horrors: The Attack of the Bludgers
Harry Potter and the Stupid Attachment Thingy that goes on your broomstick
Harry Potter and the Order of the Big Mac (from The HPN)
Harry Potter and the Broom of Doom
Harry Potter and the War of the Muggles
Harry Potter And The Spinning Grave Of Tolkien
Harry Potter and The Mystic Wang
Harry Potter Meets Frodo Baggins