OBSESSED-HERMIONE
How to know when you are Obsessed with Hermione Granger...
You go to your hair dresser and demand bushy brown hair
You love school and you study very hard for exams.
You have an obsession of large ginger cats (which you "Crookshanks") and will get offended if anyone calls it bad names.
You love to suck up to the teachers.
You start to have an arguement whenever you meet a red haired guy.
You hate it when people are copying each other's homework.
You read very "light" books...**wink**wink**
You are very, very bossy.
Your teachers are like angels.
You love to talk about your test after you do them!
You start clubs, like S.P.E.W
The library is heaven to you!
You really, really trust your books no matter what!
You always think up ideas that will defiantly work!!!
You hate fortune tellers and other misleading resources (not including books)
You hate it when people spell/say your name wrong.
You would absolutely die if you were caught breaking a law at school.
You start reading your school books before school even starts.
You have two best friends who always seem to get in trouble, leaving you to help them.
You worry way too much!
You walk around in a cloak all day, (your hair full of spray, to make it puffy) talk in an english accent, and imitate Hermione's lines from the movie!
You think getting expelled from your school is worse than death!
Everytime you get a present from a stranger, you take it to your closest teacher for inspection!
You start a club on Hermione
You collect every bit of information you can find about her.
You read the books over and over again.
You have dreams about Hermione
You go on strike against people who don't like Hermione
You tell people to call you Hermione
You take the sorting hat test at the official Harry Potter website a million times to make sure you get into Gryffindor
You watch the movie more than once to relive the Hermione fan spirit
You stand up if a teacher doesn't call on you.
You change your friends and teachers at school into characters from Harry Potter.
You beg your parents to become dentists.
You go to the library trying to find "Hogwarts, A History"
You ask your grandmother to knit you a Gryffindor scarf like in the movie.
You hate your chemistry teacher and call him Snape.
You dress up like Hermione for Halloween (even though your hair may not be brown - you dye it that color).
You buy a ginger cat, name it Crookshanks and try to get it to be friends with a black dog to see if they'll talk, or that it's Sirius.
There are 3 bullys who you call Draco, Crabbe and Goyle.
You want to look like Hermione so much that you go to the dentist and demand that he give you buck teeth. And while you're there, you ask if he's by any chance Hermione's dad.
You take the "which character are you" test multiple times just to get Hermione.
You really think that the books should be named Hermione Granger and the Sorcerer's Stone, Hermione Granger and the Goblet of Fire, etc
You never take no for an answer.
When you need the problem to a solution, you always first consult a book.
The library is your favourite place to hang out.
You don't let your friends copy your homework because it won't let them learn.
You love tests and exams.
You'd go balistic if you got a question wrong on a test.
You go to every Hermione and Emma Watson website on the net.
When asked to bring up a conversation, you always talk about Hermione.
You talk very fast.
You love to raise your hand.
You absolutely hate people who despise Hermione and Harry Potter.
You count off the days until the second Harry Potter movie.
You watch the Harry Potter movie more than once, so much, that the employees at the movie theater don't even need to ask you what movie you want to see, they just shove the tickets into your hand before you start blabbing on about how great it is.
On the day the second movie comes out, you make sure you're the very first one to see it.
You borrow an encyclopedia from the library for a bit of light reading.
You use a mirror to look around corners at school for the fear of being killed by a basilisk.
You always tell your friends, "I'm Not Sure About This What If We Get Caught?"
You call your friends Harry and Ron and boss them around.
You start being bossy.
You read every book in the library so you'll be as smart as Hermione.
Your favorite teacher is the one who has published the most books~~ no matter what's in it as long as it's informative (Lockhart)!
Join every Anti-Rita/I-Hate-Rita-Skeeter Skeeter Club and build one of your own.
Write to J.K. Rowling demanding that the elves get decent wages.
Ask your boyfriend if he can change his name to 'Victor Krum'.
You convince yourself that you're not a muggle.
You make sure that you always speak in a perfect British accent.
You call the class whiner Moaning Myrtle.
You've read and reread the chapter "Hermione's Secret" in the third book because of the title.
You've decided that you want to be Hermione.
You've seriously thought about changing your name.
If you've got a name which no one pronounces right, then you say "Think Hermione...now say it RIGHT!"
You cant stand it if someone never reads books or calls you a Smarty Pants.
You go around and correct everyone, even if you dont know them, if they say a word wrong or they say something thats not true.