READ TO MUCH HARRY POTTER WHEN
You know very well that you will never have read to much of Harry Potter!
You've read all the Harry Potter books 5 or more times!
You can't wait any longer for the 5th book so that you're writing it yourself!
You follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
You say things like "Wingardium Leviosa!" to gulible professors.
You often call a teacher you don't like "Snape."
You try every day to get people to move in pictures.
You have a special ruler or stick that you use as a wand.
You talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.
You're get weird looks from people when you ask if they've seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because you often ride around your home on a broom trying to fly.
Every time you turn on a flashlight you mutter "Lumos" under your breath.
You bury yourself in libraries for books like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling you "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"
You constantly pester your artistic friends to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books.
You go to millions of Harry websites every day, just to see if anyone knows more than you do.
You have tons of papers on Harry Potter that you printed off the Internet and used up the perfume on.
You have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff.
Your desk area always have Harry Potter things.
Your teachers keep wondering why you turn in your homework on parchment.
You have two sets of each book and send off more copies to friends and recommend the books to relatives who are even weirder than you.
Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust.
You constantly pester your family to move to UK so you can be closer to J. K. Rowling.
You write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and you used to get answers, but now...nope!
You made you parents and teachers read Harry Potter, and all they say is "Ooh, pictures!)
You constantly ask the people in the books store when the next book is coming in
You go to the zoo and try to speak to the boa constrictor.
You go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
Your friends always stare at your feather quill, wondering why you have it.
You keep going to search engines, trying to find more fan sites.
You want a preque
You want more than seven books!
You get excited whenever a Greek/Roman mythology characters is mentioned.
After the movie "The Haunting" you say flat out that the house was Hogwarts.
You continually sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.
You stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare
You have a mirror you call "Erised."
You call Voldemort "You-know-who" because you fear to speak his name.
You pester your parents to get you a white snowy owl.
You constantly quote characters.
You get a diary and never dare to write in it.
You believe that the Magical World really exists, and you sulk everyday because you hate being a Muggle.
You swear that your neighbour is a witch and asks her to teach you to do magic.
You scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news or anyplace else.
You punch anyone on the arm if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (like "Harry Potter sucks!"), and know they deserved it. (looks around innocently:))
You correct the librarian that the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a Hippogriff.
You dress up as a witch or wizard for Halloween to show off your spirit.
You often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys you and you aren't able to use "colorful" language.
Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction. (::refrains from screaming
You scare reporters by sending them loads of fan mails for doing a blurb about Harry Potter.
You are an avid fan fiction writer/reader.
Any mention of Harry Potter makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather giddy.
Your nickname is "Harry Potter freak."
You meet someone for the first time and insist to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of them drops several points. You get furious and begin to scream if there is any hint the next book is delayed!
You boast that you know more about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does.
You beg your chemistry teacher to help you make a "potion" and he/she tells you to be quiet because they don't want to be pestered by you any longer.
Your schoolmates know you by your Harry Potter screenname.
You open your book, look at the page number and quote the entire book from there.
You keep asking your school to change your uniform to black robes and pointed hats.
You know more about it than anyone else in your school and can answer questions about it in less than 5 seconds.
You act like for fav. character all the time.
Everything you do or say relates to Harry Potter.
You have a special bookshelf for your Harry Potter books and the spellbooks.
You wish Harry, Hermione, and Ron would come alive from the books so that you can discuss plots of the next three books with them.
You plan on naming one of your sons Harry, one Ron, and twins to call Fred and George, and one of your daughters Hermione, one Ginny, and one Cho.
You are so jealous of Emma Watson and any other British girl who gets to be in the Harry Potter movies, that you pray everyday that there'll be a new American girl who is Harry's love interest so that you could be her in the movies. You keep searching for sites with rumours of upcoming books and movies, then scold yourself for spoiling the surprise.
You are waiting for your acceptance letter to Hogwarts that says "We are sorry we forgot to send you your letter when you were 11, but you can come to Hogwarts now."
On Halloween you give little trick-or-treaters dressed up as HP characters more candy than the other ones.
You are the headmistress of your own Harry Hotter guild.
You try to get your parents to move to the UK so you can be in the movie.
Your non Harry Potter liking friends are scared every time ypu come near them because they think you might start to attack them for disliking Harry Potter.
You know the salary of Daniel Radcliffe.(Its 3 Million)
You dress as a Hogwarts student for your senior year portraits.
You pretend you go into a Harry Potter world, and teach them everything that Muggles do. Example: Cds, movies, biking, ex. and you stare at ur posters, and talk to them.
You stalk J.K. Rowling
You nickname your lil' bro Harry.
When you see what class you wanted to get into that year you say," I got sorted into Gryffindor!" If you got put into a class you didn't want, you gasp, and say," I got sorted into Slytherin! '
You think one day if your lucky that you will have a scar of your own.
You talk to yourself about a fake world you made-up.
You beg your mom and dad to have one more child, so you can be just like Ron. (you already have 2 older brothers twins that are boys 1 brother that loves rules and you are a boy)
You try to get your mom to read the books.
You own the books, movie, and DVD
You get your sibling to read them
You name your cat Crookshanks, your dog Fluffy, and your rat Scabbers.
You keep your favorite book under your pillow at night.
Read the books to many times to count
you memorized the whole movie.
You memorized all of the poems sorting hat songs and gringotts wizard bank entry poem.
You start talking in a British accent at odd moments for example I call my mom mum and tell my eniems to suck eggs and to get stuffed.
You call my enemies Draco Malfloy. Your friends call you (Your Firts name)Potter.
Can answer almost or ever single question someone asks you about Harry Potter
Your friends have started calling YOU Harry Potter.
You have every spell in the book memorized along with what they do.
You honestly think your fake British accent will fool the directors of the film so they will let you be in the movie.
Your friends (although most of them like HP) roll their eyes at you whenever you open your mouth. (Because most often you are saying something related to HP)
You find yourself explaining the books to your 6 year old cousins on a car ride.
You tell yourself your not obsessed while you are surfing the web looking at every HP site ever made.
You taught potions on a Hogwarts prototype school on the internet.