Welcome, practical jokers alike, all loyal customers of Zonko's joke shop. Soon you sha'n't have to rely so readily upon Zonko's. Because... (drum-roll)...
WEASLEY WIZARD WHEEZES IS IN BUISNESS! Yes, that's right, we have our own joke company now!
Mum isn't happy, to be sure, but she doesn't know half of it.
[If the characters on either side of the title below show up as percent signs, it just means your computer doesn't have the font Lumos downloaded.]
% Ode to Harry Potter %
Oh, Harry
We're merry!
Thanks for the gold,
Only one item's been sold
But be glad
Mum doesn't know we're bad
Okay, OK, it's pathetic, isn't it? But our specialty is practical jokes, not poetry.
About the creators (us):
Names Frederick & George Weasley (Fred & George) Age 17 Year 7 Parents Arthur & Molly Weasley Siblings Bill, Charlie, Percy, Ron(ald), Ginny Enemy Argus Filch
What do you think? Would a list of joke items be nice? Hmm... Mum might find this page and read it, though. Risky thing to do. But we like risk, don't we, George? Otherwise we mightn't have found the 7th secret passage in our 2nd year, remember? Boy was Filch mad!
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Here's a portrait of George from last year, when we put our names in the Goblet of Fire. It took a while to get rid of those beards, however...
We're not the first in the Weasley family to have a webpage, little brother Ron was the pioneer. If you actually want to leave our great page, click here to visit his.
All good things come to an end, right? Well that just proves the wonderfulness of our page.
Enough bragging, Fred; visitor, it's time to leave.