Greek Mythology Meets Harry Potter
The Cursed House of Ron
by Melinda
Ron marries his sister Ginny as advised by the oracle, but she is seduced by Ron’s childhood friend Harry. When Ron finds out, he kills Harry's son and serves him to his parents at a dinner party. He then takes Harry's wife, Hermione, captive as a concubine and leaves Ginny in the woods with her tongue cut out.
When Harry discovers what has happened to his son, he lays a curse on the house of Ron. Ginny, wandering the forest, meets Harry, who is sacrificing to Zeus. He believes Ginny to be his lost wife. Angry at Hermione for leaving him, as he believes she has done, he murders Ginny, who cannot tell him the truth. Aphrodite, who has been watching, sees this and begs Zeus to cast a thunderbolt at Harry.
Zeus complies and strikes Harry dead. Hermione escapes from Ron's prison and comes across the two dead bodies together in the woods. Believing that her husband was unfaithful to her again, she returns to Ron.
Hermione and Ron have five children, four of whom both mysteriously die young. After the birth of their fifth child, Ron leaves to fight in the Trojan War, where he is killed and Hermione captured as a "spoil-of-war."
Their only son, Roneus, is raised by fishermen, but grows up with great ambitions. However, the curse causes his wife Lunobe to murder him brutally in his bath. The curse of the house of Ron continues with Roneus’s daughter Mollius avenging her father’s death, accompanied by her brother Arthes.
In a strange twist that ends the curse of the house of Ron, Harry’s grandson, Jamestes, marries Mollius and the two live peacefully until their deaths, but produce no children. Only in the afterworld do they realize who their spouses really are.