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Welcome to The Ultimate Frankiephile's User Guide |
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Introduction:
Did you leave Pretty in Pink in a fury because Duckie was robbed? Would you pick Mary Anne over Ginger? Did you watch Charlie’s Angels, but just didn’t get the whole Farah Fawcett thing? Are you the type that feels compelled to offer your opinion even when everyone around groans and accuses you of beating a dead horse? If you answered yes, then being a Frankiephile might just be the life for you.
Now more than ever, those that dare to go against the grain of popular opinion need all the help they can get in keeping the faith in these troubled times. This guide has been created to give you the valuable tools that you will need to break out of the “I like Frankie” cocoon and become the fully formed butterfly that is a Frankiephile. |
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Just read these testimonials from some confessed Frankiephiles: |
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“Why be a Frankiephile? Well how often does such intelligence, wit and extreme cuteness come together in one exquisite package? The face, the eyes, the limberness, the quirky unconventional sense of style…and that smile. Oh that smile. It sends 50,000 volts through the spine of whatever man is lucky enough to be on the receiving end. It is true that being a Frankiephile is not for those who enjoy the sedate pleasures of the carousel, it is for those who prefer the excitement of the roller-coaster. Frankie is a live-wire and live wires give off sparks. She is a whirlwind, she is a helter-skelter, she is excitement.”
–paulmcuk |
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“I loved Frankie`s directness. She looked straight at Ed, with a smile on her lips and a glow in her eyes, and I could feel her regard for him. What a good way, for someone with a good heart - to say what you feel, and to feel what you say. Frankie also had an offbeat, slightly counterculture style which I found to be very cute. As fictional characters go, I can`t imagine anyone nicer to have around!”
-bobcat |
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This guide has been divided into easy to follow sections for your viewing pleasure:
Section I: Frankiephile's User Manual: What are Frankiephiles and what is their deal anyway?
1. Test Your Frankie IQ
2. Calculating Your Frankie IQ
3. Exposing the False Frankie Myths
4. The Frankie Conspiracies
5. Getting Started On Your New Frankiephile Career |
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Section II: The Frankie Files
1. Who's That Girl?
2. Frankie v Carol
3. Wrong Decision, Ed
4. Gone But Not Forgotten |
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Section III: Frankie Miscellanea
1. Frankie Fan-Fiction
A Frankie Tale (by hprevan2)
Squaring the Triangle (by paulmcuk)
History Lesson (by paulmcuk)
Decisions, Decisions (by paulmcuk)
2. Frankie Poetry
3. Frankie A-Z
4. Frankie Interview
5. Simply...Sabrina Lloyd
6. Stuckeyville.com |
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This site and everything contained therein represents the creative work of hprevan2, paulmcuk or some combination of the two. |
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