september005

Thursday, 9/28/00, 4:00 PM

          NICE!

From: a place
Web Site: Kators Krazy Fett PAge
E-mail: Kator_fett@hotmail.com
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): AT-ST driver Kator Fett (what in the name of John Wayne's butt is that At-St thing 'posed to mean?)

Dear AT-ST driver Kator Fett (what in the name of John Wayne's butt is that At-St thing 'posed to mean?),

          Thank you a million thank yous for your NICE words. Get it? Oh, nevermind, that was lame. I see that you spell "crazy" with a "k." Did you know there is an Ackbar (with a "k")? You probably never bothered to read my Acbar vs. Ackbar (with a "k") story. It's the one on the left side of my index with all of the misspellings. I decided not to correct the spelling on purpose. Actually I didn't righ... rit... wrigh... write (thank you, Jaina) the story. I cannot tell you what that "AT-ST thing" is 'posed to mean. When I find AT-ST Driver... I will crush him. Let's put it that simply I WILL crush him. My advice: Only really weird people talk about John Wayne's butt.

Thursday, 9/28/00, 4:13 PM

          whoops, sorry 'bout that earlier entry. umm... i had some.. difficulties. Anyhoo I luv the fish and this whole site really rox! I think you should win a freak award. To apply for a freak award go to my jedi master Cynzar's site ( http://fan.starwars.com/starwarseverlasting/enter.htm l ) FISH!! Ha ha ha!!!! *licks computer screen* BYE!

From: i dunno
Web Site: Kators Krazy Fett Page
E-mail: Kator_fett@hotmail.com
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): KATOR FETT (atst blah)

Dear KATOR FETT (atst blah),

          Oh no. Rox? ROX!? Huh? I understand "rocks" but not "rox." I hope "rox" isn't an insult like "rocks" is. And who are YOU calling "freak?!" You're the one licking the computer screen. You don't even know where you are from. You are like... half-alligator, half Boba Fett. That is really weird! You are weird. Your website is really weird. Weird websites are weird. Oh wait... duh! My advice: Stop being so weird, weirdo.

Thursday, 9/28/00, 9:20 PM

          Aww, sorry, I didn't get the message about meeting at the chat room until 12:08 Hoth Standard Time. (Which, by the way, is 10:08 Coruscant Standard Time.) I went to the chat room anyway, but no one was there. All right. I could help you figure out the third half and fourth half thing, seeing as I am pretty good at math, but you have to be more specific. There is no such thing as third halfs and fourth halfs. I, too, enjoy the Olympics. Today in my science class, the teacher let us watch it. It was volleyball, USA vs. Russia. Do you know who won? I don't, 'cause the bell rang and I had to go to English. Yes, one day I will make a website, I promise. Actually, I have already begun, but it's going to take me awhile. Currently I am helping my brother Jacen with his website, which is not about Star Wars. But I will get around to getting my own. When I have it pretty much ready, I'll tell you guys. But I'm warning you, I'm not exactly a computer whiz. Where do you learn all these weird codes, Hoth Rebel Trooper? Oh, and about the book chip. Don't you know what a book chip is? If I recall correctly, it is in one of the books. Us kids are all in the Millenium Falcon, and me and Jacen are trying to make Anakin stay still, and he keeps on making up lame excuses to get up like "I need to get my book chip to read" which is really lame, considering at this point he couldn't read. I know! It's one of the books in the Corellian Trilogy, I just forget which one. Speaking of Jacen, today I had the strangest desire to kill him. I quickly supressed the urge, but I fear you might have been correct about Vada's hypnotism. It's probably a good thing that Jacen is going away for the weekend again, huh? I am using all of my Jedi skills to fight this hypnotism. Anyway, I'd better go know and try to get to sleep early. See you Saturday (hopefully)!

From: Coruscant
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Jaina

Dear Jaina,

          Wow! World record for longest Advice Corner entree! Congratulations! I will try to remember that you are currently in Rocky Coruscant Mountin Time. Two hours before Eastern Hoth Standard time. I already figured out the third, fourth, and fifth half of September thing, but being my lazy self, I decided not to fix it. I am good at math, too. I just always use a calculator for every single problem. Hoth Algebra 2 is very easy. This is how we do math on... Hoth (I suppose): "Flying with a tail wind a snowspeeder can fly 3625 km in 6.25 parsecs. However, flying at the same air speed, it takes the snowspeeder 1 parsec longer to make the return flight against the wind. Find the speed of the wind and the air speed of the snowspeeder". I have to righ.. rit.. wrigh... write (thank you, Jaina) a portfolio on that problem. It's due Wednesday. Care to help? Unfortunelty, Russia won the game. I think USA had a million chances to score points, but they kept on messing up. It was a close game, though. We'll probably win bronze. I don't get how Jacen can have a website that isn't about Star Wars. What's it about? What's the URL? I'll put a link to it. Oh, and about those weird codes... uh... when you build a site with Homestead, you don't need to use those codes. I have a few websites that use them, though. Surf the net for an html guide or something. They're everywhere. The funny thing is that this is really te first time I've heard of a book chip. I haven't read all of the Star wars books yet. There is a big gap in my Star Wars knowledge between the Jedi Academy Trilogy and The New Rebellion. I have no idea what happened during that time period. But I know the rest. Oh, and I haven't read The Correllian Trilogy either. I'm glad you believe me about the hypnotism, now. Does Jacen go away every weekend? That's very odd. My advice: Hey, this is my longest Advice, ever, isn't it?

Thursday, 9/28/00, 9:23 PM

          Wow, that last message I wrote was long. Sorry it was so long. I really didn't mean for that to happen. But does it win the world record for longest guest book signing? Just curious. By the way, Jaaina still hasn't responded to my email.

From: Coruscant
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Jaina

Dear Jaina,

          Yes, you read my mind. You do get the world record. Jaaina must be dead or something. Clones don't live very long, I don't think. Oh, nevermind. I was thinking of the replicants in Blade Runner. That's a good movie. I have it on DVD. I have now rejected those primative VHS's and I have been trying to sell them to antique stores. There is only one problem with DVD's.... NO STAR WARS! I can't believe I have to wait 'til 2006 to experience it on DVD. Well, at least Spaceballs is on DVD. Now, that's funny! My advice: E-mail Jaaina again.

Friday, 9/29/00, 8:23 AM

          Hey, I didn't know about it until 10 o'clock this morning. I was at soccer last night. I also run on Eastern Hoth Standard Time. Russia won the volley ball match Jaina. I saw the end of it last night. And yes, "all the people" is from the song Imagine. I realise that this is a star wars site, so I will try not to write about Soccer too much. But it was so sad! And when I said I was Jaina's dad, I meant that here on Hoth we have a game called monopoly and there are little figures that you move around the board in the shape of people, like Jaina's dad and Jaina's mom and Jaina's uncle and Jaina's grandfather and Jaina's grandfather's master etc. I also think that Jaina's guestbook entry is the longest so far in this book, but I wrote a longer one in Katee Tyre's book (it was about the Beatles). For my banner you could add something for star wars like Jaina's mom or dad or uncle, or you could add lightsabers or something. Wait! I've got a great idea! how about putting a little star wars/beatles/soccer collage that says "Xtreme Star Wars" or something, I really don't know! I think that your banners rule though. Have you been to star wars nostradamus? I made a great episode 2 prediction there about the begining of episode 2. It's really cool. Also, did you here about the storyboards that were revealed for episode 2? that was awesome.

Web Site: Xtreme Star Wars
Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Lau-ra Anu

Dear Lau-ra Anu,

          Hey! I'm supposed to give advice to Jaina, not you! I already told her who won the match. Stupid Russians. I didn't think I would actually know a John Lennon song. That's weird. Well, I have to know about anything that was on Quantum Leap. Have you ever watched Quantum Leap? Well, watch it! Watch it now! You haven;t lived until you've seen every episode of Quantum Leap. I'm glad to here that you are not Jaina's dad. That would be weird. Imagine Epmire Strikes Back; Cloud City; Luke and Vader duel; Lau-ra Anu walks in and says to Luke: "I am your father." I bet Lukes face would be even more contorted. Oh wait... we were talking about Jaina, not Luke. Nevermind, I'm confusing myself. I saw what you wrote in Katee's book. I also saw your prediction. You ruined Episode II for me! THANKS A LOT!!!! (sarcastic). Do you really want the beatles an soccer on your banner? Well, I'll think of something. My advice: Join a banner exchange.

Friday, 9/29/00, 9:12 AM

          You don't know what a book chip is? Are you CRAZY?! (stupid question, oF COURSE YOU'RE CRAZY!?) Just for your information Military "Genius" a book chip is a potato slice with pages! EVERYBODY knows that!

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Suz-Ai Gallia

Dear Suz-Ai Gallia,

          Of course I'm crazy!? You talk. I'm not the one who stuffs socks with bologna. I tried once. It's not as fun as you said it was going to be. "Book Chip" confuses me, but "Potato Slice" really confuses me. You are not clearing mey brain, sorry. LOOK, I'm Dan Quail: "Potatoe." HA! HA! LOL, LOL!!! Poor Dan Quail. That's all he'll be remembered for. Why am I talking about Dan Quail? I'm going to stop now. My advice: I am a genius.

Friday, 9/29/00, 10:30 AM

          I am not sucking up. I seriously laughed so hard I fell off my chair when I read your 'advice'. and i cracked up when you thought i was mia hamm. come to think of it, i am mia hamm! i will be taking her place on the national team one day! whoops i am on a sugar high so i bettr go now!

Name (write "AT-ST Driver" or I do not give advice): Katee

Dear Katee,

          IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! I was SO upset when I found out it wasn't Mia Hamm. I cried. *Sniff* STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!! No really, stop it. Please? Pretty, pretty please? And what is it with your family and overconsumption of sugar. Lau-ra takes sugar a lot, you take sugar a REAL lot, and Suz-Ai must be on a perminant sugar high. That can happen. I eat glitterstem. WOAH, you should try some. It is SOOOOO good. WOAH. My advice: I think I'm going to pass out, now.