| A Decimal Point | I'm a Dot in Place |
| Alec Guinness | Genuine Class |
| Animosity | Is No Amity |
| Astronomer | Moon Starer |
| Contradiction | Accord not in it |
| Desperation | A Rope Ends It |
| Dormitory | Dirty Room |
| Eleven plus two | Twelve plus one |
| Evangelist | Evil's Agent |
| George Bush | He bugs Gore |
| Leroy Newton Gingrich | Yon Right-winger Clone |
| Margaret Thatcher | That great charmer |
| Mother-in-law | Woman Hitler |
| President Clinton Of The USA | To copulate he finds interns |
| Princess Diana | End Is a Car Spin |
| Ronald Reagan | A darn long era |
| Semolina | Is No Meal |
| Slot Machines | Cash Lost in 'em |
| Snooze Alarms | Alas! No More Z's |
| The Public Art Galleries | Large Picture Halls, I Bet |
| The Earthquakes | That Queer Shake |
| The Morse Code | Here Come Dots |
| Year Two Thousand | A Year To Shut Down |
| "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong | A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars! |
| To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. | In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten. |