BABY TALK

There was a dedicated kindergarten teacher who was commencing with the indoctrination of a new class. Her first comment was, "We are no longer in preschool, and from now on we don't use any baby talk." She held up a book with farm animals on the cover and pointed to one animal and asked one of the students, "What's that?" The response was "a moo." Teach said, "No baby talk, that's a cow." She then held up a Lassie book and asked another student what that was. The response was "a bow wow." Teach again said, "No baby talk, that's a dog." She held up a third book and called on another student. He looked and struggled for a while and said, "That's Winnie the shit."