HALLOWEEN FUNNIES
In the spirit of Halloween I am passing alone these really bad Halloween jokes.....
Q: Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A: They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body
Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit !
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.
Q: What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
A: Benjamin Frankenstein
Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: Ice Scream
Q: What's a monsters favorite play?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet
Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray
Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo
Q: What's a haunted chicken?
A: A poultry-geist
Q: How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?
A: He has a big D on his pajamas
Q: What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
A: Grandma monster
Q: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
A: Because he was in need of a light snack
Q: Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?
A: Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
Q: What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A: Boo boos
Q: Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
A: Because of his coffin
Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps
Q: What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
A: Ghost-Toasties
Q: Mommy, mommy, teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.
A: Be quiet, dear, and go and comb your face
Q: What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A: A wash and wear wolf
Q: What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
A: They boo-kle their seatbelts
Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula
Q: What game do little cannibals like to play at parties?
A: Swallow the leader
Q: Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
A: Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's