SOME MEMORABLE HEADLINES
'LIGHT' MEALS ARE LOWER IN FAT, CALORIES (Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30)
40 MEN ESCAPE WATERY GRAVES WHEN VESSEL FLOUNDERS IN ALE
AIR HEAD FIRED
ALCOHOL ADS PROMOTE DRINKING (The Hartford Courant, November 18)
ARSON SUSPECT HELD IN MASSACHUSETTS FIRE
ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT
AUTOS KILLING 110 A DAY, LET'S RESOLVE TO DO BETTER
BACHELORS PREFER BEAUTY TO BRAINS IN THEIR WIVES
BAN ON SOLICITING DEAD IN TROTWOOD
BIBLE CHURCH'S FOCUS IS THE BIBLE (Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994)
BITING NAILS CAN BE SIGN OF TENSENESS IN A PERSON (The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2)
BLIND WOMAN GETS NEW KIDNEY FROM DAD SHE HASN'T SEEN IN YEARS
BOY COOKS MUST EAT OWN VITALS
BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND ISLANDS
CHEF THROWS HIS HEART INTO HELPING FEED NEEDY
CHILD'S DEATH RUINS COUPLE'S HOLIDAY
CLINTON PLEDGES RESTRAINT IN USE OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS (Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6)
CLINTON WINS ON BUDGET, BUT MORE LIES AHEAD
COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES
COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE
COURT RULES BOXER SHORTS ARE INDEED UNDERWEAR (Journal of Commerce, April 20)
DEAF MUTE GETS NEW HEARING IN KILLING
DEALERS WILL HEAR CAR TALK AT NOON
DEATH CAUSES LONELINESS, FEELING OF ISOLATION
DEER KILL 17,000
DIRTY-AIR CITIES FAR DEADLIER THAN CLEAN ONES, STUDY SHOWS (The New York Times, March 10)
DISCOVERIES: OLDER BLACKS HAVE EDGE IN LONGEVITY (The Chicago Tribune, March 5)
DOG IN BED, ASKS DIVORCE
DR. RUTH TO TALK ABOUT SEX WITH NEWSPAPER EDITORS
DRUNK DRIVERS PAID $1,000 IN 1984
DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE
ECONOMIST USES THEORY TO EXPLAIN ECONOMY (Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8)
ENFIELDS COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE
ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX
EYE DROPS OFF SHELF
FISH LURK IN STREAMS (Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29)
FREE ADVICE: BUNDLE UP WHEN OUT IN THE COLD (Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26)
GRAMMAR OFTEN BOTCHES OTHER HEADLINES
GRANDMOTHER OF EIGHT MAKES HOLE IN ONE
HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS
HOTEL BURNS. TWO HUNDRED GUESTS ESCAPE HALF GLAD
HOUSE PASSES GAS TAX ONTO SENATE
HOW WE FEEL ABOUT OURSELVES IS THE CORE OF SELF-ESTEEM, SAYS AUTHOR LOUISE HART (Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5)
IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST A WHILE
INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES
INFANT MORALITY SHOWS DROP HERE
IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS?
JURY GETS DRUNK DRIVING CASE HERE
JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS
KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS
LACK OF BRAINS HINDERS RESEARCH (The Columbus Dispatch, April 16)
LARGER KANGAROOS LEAP FARTHER, RESEARCHERS FIND (The Los Angeles Times, November 2)
LAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTS
LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF
LOCAL MAN HAS LONGEST HORNS IN ALL TEXAS
LOW WAGES SAID KEY TO POVERTY (Newsday, July 11)
LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
MALLS TRY TO ATTRACT SHOPPERS (The Baltimore Sun, October 22)
MAN IS FATALLY SLAIN
MAN RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN DIES (The Los Angeles Times, March 2)
MAN SHOOTS NEIGHBOR WITH MACHETE (The Miami Herald, July 3)
MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGE
MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
NEVER WITHHOLD HERPES FROM LOVED ONE
NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP
NEW VACCINE MAY CONTAIN RABIES
NICARAGUA SETS GOAL TO WIPE OUT LITERACY
NIGHT SCHOOL TO HEAR PEST TALK
NJ JUDGE TO RULE ON NUDE BEACH
OFFICER CONVICTED OF ACCEPTING BRIDE
OFFICERS' WIVES SELECT NEW OFFICERS
OFFICIAL: ONLY RAIN WILL CURE DROUGHT (The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts)
ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX
PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
PLANE TOO CLOSE TO GROUND, CRASH PROBE TOLD
POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
PRISONERS ESCAPE FROM PRISON FARM AFTER EXECUTION
PROSECUTION PAINTS O.J. AS A WIFE-KILLER (Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25)
PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
QUARTER OF A MILLION CHINESE LIVE ON WATER
QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED
RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES
SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED
SANTA ROSA MAN DENIES HE COMMITTED SUICIDE IN SOUTH SAN FRANCISCO
SCENT FOUL PLAY IN DEATH OF MAN FOUND BOUND AND HANGED
SCIENTISTS SEE QUAKES IN L.A. FUTURE (The Oregonian, January 28)
SENATE PASSES DEATH PENALTY MEASURE PROVIDES FOR ELECTROCUTION FOR ALL PERSONS OVER 17.
SMOKERS ARE PRODUCTIVE, BUT DEATH CUTS EFFICIENCY
SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS
SOVIET VIRGIN LANDS SHORT OF GOAL AGAIN
SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM
STIFF OPPOSITION EXPECTED TO CASKETLESS FUNERAL PLAN
STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
STUDY FINDS SEX, PREGNANCY LINK (Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995)
SUES BRIDE OF 4 MOUTHS
SURVEY FINDS DIRTIER SUBWAYS AFTER CLEANING JOBS WERE CUT (The New York Times, November 22)
SURVIVOR OF SIAMESE TWINS JOINS PARENTS
TEACHERS STRIKE IDLE KIDS
TEEN-AGE GIRLS OFTEN HAVE BABIES FATHERED BY MEN (The Sunday Oregonian, September 24)
THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR
TOMATOES COME IN BIG, LITTLE, MEDIUM SIZES (The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30)
TWO CONVICTS EVADE NOOSE, JURY HUNG
TWO SISTERS REUNITE AFTER EIGHTEEN YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER
TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE – ONE DIES
TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD
WACHTLER TELLS GRADUATES THAT LIFE IN JAIL IS DEMEANING (The Buffalo News, February 26)
WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE
WHATEVER THEIR MOTIVES, MOMS WHO KILL KIDS STILL SHOCK US (Holland Sentinal, date unknown)
WILD WIFE LEAGUE WILL MEET TONIGHT