SOME MEMORABLE HEADLINES



'LIGHT' MEALS ARE LOWER IN FAT, CALORIES (Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30)

40 MEN ESCAPE WATERY GRAVES WHEN VESSEL FLOUNDERS IN ALE

AIR HEAD FIRED

ALCOHOL ADS PROMOTE DRINKING (The Hartford Courant, November 18)

ARSON SUSPECT HELD IN MASSACHUSETTS FIRE

ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT

AUTOS KILLING 110 A DAY, LET'S RESOLVE TO DO BETTER

BACHELORS PREFER BEAUTY TO BRAINS IN THEIR WIVES

BAN ON SOLICITING DEAD IN TROTWOOD

BIBLE CHURCH'S FOCUS IS THE BIBLE (Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994)

BITING NAILS CAN BE SIGN OF TENSENESS IN A PERSON (The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2)

BLIND WOMAN GETS NEW KIDNEY FROM DAD SHE HASN'T SEEN IN YEARS

BOY COOKS MUST EAT OWN VITALS

BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND ISLANDS

CHEF THROWS HIS HEART INTO HELPING FEED NEEDY

CHILD'S DEATH RUINS COUPLE'S HOLIDAY

CLINTON PLEDGES RESTRAINT IN USE OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS (Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6)

CLINTON WINS ON BUDGET, BUT MORE LIES AHEAD

COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES

COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE

COURT RULES BOXER SHORTS ARE INDEED UNDERWEAR (Journal of Commerce, April 20)

DEAF MUTE GETS NEW HEARING IN KILLING

DEALERS WILL HEAR CAR TALK AT NOON

DEATH CAUSES LONELINESS, FEELING OF ISOLATION

DEER KILL 17,000

DIRTY-AIR CITIES FAR DEADLIER THAN CLEAN ONES, STUDY SHOWS (The New York Times, March 10)

DISCOVERIES: OLDER BLACKS HAVE EDGE IN LONGEVITY (The Chicago Tribune, March 5)

DOG IN BED, ASKS DIVORCE

DR. RUTH TO TALK ABOUT SEX WITH NEWSPAPER EDITORS

DRUNK DRIVERS PAID $1,000 IN 1984

DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE

ECONOMIST USES THEORY TO EXPLAIN ECONOMY (Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8)

ENFIELDS COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE

ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX

EYE DROPS OFF SHELF

FISH LURK IN STREAMS (Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29)

FREE ADVICE: BUNDLE UP WHEN OUT IN THE COLD (Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26)

GRAMMAR OFTEN BOTCHES OTHER HEADLINES

GRANDMOTHER OF EIGHT MAKES HOLE IN ONE

HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS

HOTEL BURNS. TWO HUNDRED GUESTS ESCAPE HALF GLAD

HOUSE PASSES GAS TAX ONTO SENATE

HOW WE FEEL ABOUT OURSELVES IS THE CORE OF SELF-ESTEEM, SAYS AUTHOR LOUISE HART (Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5)

IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST A WHILE

INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES

INFANT MORALITY SHOWS DROP HERE

IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS

IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS?

JURY GETS DRUNK DRIVING CASE HERE

JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT

KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS

KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS

LACK OF BRAINS HINDERS RESEARCH (The Columbus Dispatch, April 16)

LARGER KANGAROOS LEAP FARTHER, RESEARCHERS FIND (The Los Angeles Times, November 2)

LAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTS

LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF

LOCAL MAN HAS LONGEST HORNS IN ALL TEXAS

LOW WAGES SAID KEY TO POVERTY (Newsday, July 11)

LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS

MALLS TRY TO ATTRACT SHOPPERS (The Baltimore Sun, October 22)

MAN IS FATALLY SLAIN

MAN RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN DIES (The Los Angeles Times, March 2)

MAN SHOOTS NEIGHBOR WITH MACHETE (The Miami Herald, July 3)

MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGE

MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH

NEVER WITHHOLD HERPES FROM LOVED ONE

NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP

NEW VACCINE MAY CONTAIN RABIES

NICARAGUA SETS GOAL TO WIPE OUT LITERACY

NIGHT SCHOOL TO HEAR PEST TALK

NJ JUDGE TO RULE ON NUDE BEACH

OFFICER CONVICTED OF ACCEPTING BRIDE

OFFICERS' WIVES SELECT NEW OFFICERS

OFFICIAL: ONLY RAIN WILL CURE DROUGHT (The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts)

ORGAN FESTIVAL ENDS IN SMASHING CLIMAX

PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER

PLANE TOO CLOSE TO GROUND, CRASH PROBE TOLD

POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS

PRISONERS ESCAPE FROM PRISON FARM AFTER EXECUTION

PROSECUTION PAINTS O.J. AS A WIFE-KILLER (Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25)

PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE

QUARTER OF A MILLION CHINESE LIVE ON WATER

QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED

RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES

SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED

SANTA ROSA MAN DENIES HE COMMITTED SUICIDE IN SOUTH SAN FRANCISCO

SCENT FOUL PLAY IN DEATH OF MAN FOUND BOUND AND HANGED

SCIENTISTS SEE QUAKES IN L.A. FUTURE (The Oregonian, January 28)

SENATE PASSES DEATH PENALTY MEASURE PROVIDES FOR ELECTROCUTION FOR ALL PERSONS OVER 17.

SMOKERS ARE PRODUCTIVE, BUT DEATH CUTS EFFICIENCY

SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS

SOVIET VIRGIN LANDS SHORT OF GOAL AGAIN

SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM

STIFF OPPOSITION EXPECTED TO CASKETLESS FUNERAL PLAN

STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE

STUDY FINDS SEX, PREGNANCY LINK (Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995)

SUES BRIDE OF 4 MOUTHS

SURVEY FINDS DIRTIER SUBWAYS AFTER CLEANING JOBS WERE CUT (The New York Times, November 22)

SURVIVOR OF SIAMESE TWINS JOINS PARENTS

TEACHERS STRIKE IDLE KIDS

TEEN-AGE GIRLS OFTEN HAVE BABIES FATHERED BY MEN (The Sunday Oregonian, September 24)

THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR

TOMATOES COME IN BIG, LITTLE, MEDIUM SIZES (The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30)

TWO CONVICTS EVADE NOOSE, JURY HUNG

TWO SISTERS REUNITE AFTER EIGHTEEN YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER

TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE – ONE DIES

TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD

WACHTLER TELLS GRADUATES THAT LIFE IN JAIL IS DEMEANING (The Buffalo News, February 26)

WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE

WHATEVER THEIR MOTIVES, MOMS WHO KILL KIDS STILL SHOCK US (Holland Sentinal, date unknown)

WILD WIFE LEAGUE WILL MEET TONIGHT