LETTERS TO GOD



The following are letters from children to God.

Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? – Lucy

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? – Norma

Dear God, Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. – Darla

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. – Nan

Dear God, I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me. – Love, Alison

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. – Ruth M.

Dear God, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. – Sam

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? – Neil

Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Love, Chris

Dear God, If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. – Denise

Dear God, If You give me a genie lamp like Alladin, I will give you anything you want, except my money or my chess set. – Raphael

Dear God, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? – Jane

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now? – Jane

Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? – Anita

Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (But I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. – Larry

Dear God, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha. – Danny

Dear God, My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they? – Marsha

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up. – Bruce

Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. – Joyce

Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. Sincerely, Donna

Dear God, What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. – Jane

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries? – Nan

Dear God, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. – Tom L.