MEN VS. WOMEN




1.          A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2.          A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband; a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3.          A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4.          To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

5.          Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6.          Any married man should forget his mistakes – there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7.          Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8.          A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

9.          A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10.          There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage.