MICROSOFT TAG LINES


Function call to load WINDOWS/NT: Soooo-eee_pig_pig_pig_pig!
MicroSoft: Attributed to Mrs. Bill Gates on her wedding night.
MicroSoft Bob: Windows for Morons?
MicroSoft installation error. Remove disk #92 & restart.
MicroSoft is trying to drag me, kicking and screaming into the '80's!
MicroSoft: Making tomorrow's mistakes TODAY!
MicroSoft policy: "If you can't beat them, delete them."
MicroSoft tech support: "Remove all useful utilities from your system.
MicroSoft technical support line: 1-900-SUCKERS
MicroSoft translates to: Small and Squishy?
MicroSoft: Using yesterday's technology tomorrow.
MicroSoft: We're the leaders, wait for us!
MicroSoft: Where Quality Is Job 1.1
MicroSoft Windon't.
MicroSoft Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN
MicroSoft Windows is NOT a virus. Viruses do SOMETHING.
MicroSoft Windows: It just keeps getting beta and beta
MicroSoft Windows: proof that P.T. Barnum was correct.
MicroSoft Windows: XT emulation for 486!
MicroSoft Windows. Winner of 7 academy awards!
MicroSoft Works doesn't, and WordPerfect isn't!
Windows: a virus with mouse support.