| Adulatery:
| cheating on your wife with a much younger woman who holds you in awe. 97
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| Burglesque:
| a poorly planned break-in. (See: Watergate) 98
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| Contratemps:
| the resentment permanent workers feel toward the fill-in workers. 98
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| Deifenestration:
| to throw all talk of God out the window. 97
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| DIOS:
| the one true operating system. 97
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| Doltergeist:
| a spirit that decides to haunt someplace stupid, such as your septic tank. 97
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| Dopeler effect:
| the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 97
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| Foreploy:
| any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex. 97
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| Giraffiti:
| vandalism spray-painted very, very high, such as the famous "Surrender Dorothy" on the Beltway overpass. 97
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| Glibido:
| all talk and no action. 97
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| Guillozine:
| a magazine for executioners. 98
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| Hipatitis:
| terminal coolness. 97
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| Ignoranus:
| a person who's both stupid & an asshole. 99
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| Imargination:
| the fantasy of being liminalized. 97
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| Impotience:
| eager anticipation by men awaiting their Viagra prescription. 97
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| Inoculatte:
| to take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 97
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| Intaxication:
| euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 98
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| Karmageddon:
| It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer. 97
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| Manufracture:
| to produce items which break after little use. 97
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| Osteopornosis:
| a degenerate disease. 97
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| Reintarnation:
| coming back to life as a hillbilly. 97
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| Sarchasm:
| the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it. 97
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| Taterfamilias:
| the head of the Potato Head family. 97
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| Tatyr:
| a lecherous Mr. Potato Head. 98
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| Telegant:
| Looking good on tv. 97
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| Writer's tramp:
| a woman who practices poetic licentiousness. 97
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