CONTROL NO. 2345-0824


International Olympic Committee
Official Competitor Application
(Please fill out and mail to the I.O.C. care of NBC Television)



1.           NAME

         

2.           COUNTRY



3.           EVENT



4.           SEEMINGLY INSURMOUNTABLE OBSTACLE




          (If your seemingly insurmountable obstacle involves immigration, communism, childhood sacrifice or past Olympic failures, please skip questions 5 and 6.)

5.           WILL AMERICA CARE ABOUT YOUR OBSTACLE?
                    Yes          No

6.           ARE YOU SURE?
                    Yes          No

7.           HOW WILL YOUR OBSTACLE MAKE US FEEL? (Check One)
          Sad Uplifted Horrified


8.           WHAT KIND OF MUSIC WOULD BEST SUIT YOUR OBSTACLE? (Check One)

          Solo Violin and Strings
          Solo Oboe and Winds
          Chariots of Fire-esque

9.           DO YOU LOOK GOOD IN SOFT-FOCUS LIGHTING?
                    Yes          No

10.          IS YOUR FAMILY PHOTOGENIC?
                    Yes          No
 11.          HOW ABOUT YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
                    Yes          No

12.          DO YOU LIKE TAKING WALKS IN PARKS?
                    Yes          No

13.          DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE WITH A PET?
                    Yes          No

14.          CAN YOU CRY ON CUE?
                    Yes          No

15.          ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THE SCREEN ACTORS GUILD OR THE AMERICAN FEDERATION OF TELEVISION AND RADIO ARTISTS?
                    Yes          No

16.          WHAT TYPES OF PRODUCTS WILL YOUR OBSTACLE MAKE US FEEL LIKE BUYING? (Check One)
          Milk                    Jeans          Cars
          Burgers          Shoes          Other

17.          Special Bonus Question (Optional):

          ARE YOU HALFWAY DECENT AT YOUR EVENT?
                    Yes          No










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