PENTIUM SLOGANS


Buy them at The GAP. 1.998 for the price of 1!
Five decimal places ought to be enough for everyone.
Nearly 300 correct opcodes!
One bad opcode wouldn't kill everyone.
Pentium, a little faster, a little less accurate...
Pentium: A CPU aspiring to be a blast furnace.
Pentium: A space heater with a monitor.
Pentium: A space heater with a mouse.
Pentium: A very expensive toaster for floppy disks.
Pentium: Add? Sure! Subtract? Sure! Multiply? Sure! Divide? maybe...
Pentium: Another attempt to bring PC's up to where Amigas used to be.
Pentium: Brings slide rule accuracy to microprocessor calculations
Pentium – The Error Inside.
Pentium happens.
Pentium: Intel brings fuzzy logic to the desktop PC!
Pentium: Intel's newest fuzzy logic chip...
Pentium of BORG! Division is futile! It will be approximated!
Pentium: Optimized for OS/1.997683
Pentium: The fastest random number generator you'll ever see!
Pentium's melt on your motherboard, not in your hand.
Pentiums & Deodorants - when being close is all that matters
Pentiums & wives: Wrong, but keep ya warm nights
Pentiums are so great, they can compute Pi to the last digit.
Pentiums: Finally useful multitasking (Cooking, Computing).
Redefining the PC – and Mathematics As Well.
That's the reason it is called floating point.
We are looking for a few good flaws.
We Fixed It, Really.