STATE MOTTOS



Alaska:          11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona:          Dehyd-rific!
California:          As Seen on TV
Colorado:          If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:          Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Florida:          Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:          We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii:          Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho:          More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Indiana:          2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:          Land of James T. Kirk
Kansas:          First Of The Rectangle States
Louisiana:          We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Maine:          Cheap Lobster
Maryland:          A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts:          Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan:          First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota:          For Sale
Mississippi:          Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:          Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Nebraska:          Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:          Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire:          Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:          You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New York:          Really! / We know you want to live here. / Stop being jealous. / Hey, nice wallet........
North Dakota:          Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!
Oklahoma:          Like the Play Only No Singing
Oregon:          Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner
Rhode Island:          We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:          Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
Tennessee:          Keeping it all in the family.
Vermont:          Yep
Virginia:          Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:          Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington D.C.:          Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:          One Big Happy Family-Really!
Wisconsin:          Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming:          Wynot?