| 22. | Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car. |
| 21. | Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses. |
| 20. | Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN's homepage to your bookmarks |
| 19. | You have a "to do list" that includes entries for lunch and bathroom breaks and they are usually the ones that never get crossed off. |
| 18. | You have actually faxed your Christmas list to your parents. |
| 17. | Pick up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and capital gains |
| 16. | You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow |
| 15. | You assume the question to valet park or not is rhetorical |
| 14. | You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet. |
| 13. | Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes. |
| 12. | Your grocery list has been on your refrigerator so long some of the products don't even exist any more. |
| 11. | You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their profits. |
| 10. | You get all excited when it's Saturday and you can wear sweats to work. |
| 9. | You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables. |
| 8. | You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living. |
| 7. | You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week |
| 6. | You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases. |
| 5. | You know the people at the airport hotels better than you know your next door neighbors. |
| 4. | You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making Fridaynight plans. |
| 3. | You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix. |
| 2. | You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock. |
| And the number 1 sign you've had too much of the 90's: | |
| 1. | You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person. |