A young men came to the counter at which Chirstmas cards were sold
and asked the salesgirl behide it:
Have you got anything sentimental?"
" Here's a lovely one," replied the salesgirl. "
To The Only Girl I Ever Loved"
" That's fine. I'll take six - oh
no - ten of those, please"
"Spaghetti"
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse.
Shortly afterward, she
told him she was pregnant.
Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money
and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby
there.
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.
He replied, " Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the
back.
I'll take care of the expenses."
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at
the office.
"Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail
today from Europe,
and I don't understand what it means."
The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to
you".
Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard,
fell to the
floor with a heart attack.
Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead
medic stayed back to comfort the wife.
He asked what trauma had
precipitated the cardiac arrest.
So the wife picked up the card and read, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti, Spaghetti
- Two with sausage and meatballs, two without!"
Young Love
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12
and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's
really hot.
I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night.
We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out.
And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that.
Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time,
so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents.
He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree.
He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
He leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
Just trying to get a penny
A man trying to understand the nature of God and asked him:
" God, how long is a million years to you? "
God answered: " A million years is like a minute."
Then the man asked: " God, how much is a million dollars to you? "
And God replied: " A million dollars is like a penny."
Finally the man asked: " God, could you give me a penny? "
And God said, " In a minute."
Do not get married with these four kinds of girl
There are four kinds of women you should not get married with
- Air stewardess: because she always prefers uper position, you man must be under her
everytime.
- Teacher: she always thinks you are doing a wrong way, and repeatedly asks you to
"do it again, do it again"
- Nurses: whenever she meets you, she commands "take off your pants" (for
injection).
- Bus girl (who sell bus ticket on the car): with any man, she says: "come in, come
in, please".