| *Life's Unanswered Questions* |
| The ones marked with a ** are ones I like, and the ones marked with *** are ones I really like! :o) 1) Why are they called “apartments”, when they’re all stuck together? 2) Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto? 3) Is there a Dr. Salt? 4) Is it progress if a cannibal learns to eat with a fork? 5) If you take a shower where do you put it? **6) If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you’re done? 7) If soap is used to make you clean, why does it leave a scum? **8) What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way? 9) If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 10) If Jimmy cracks corn, and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it? 11) How do they get deer to cross at those yellow road signs? 12) If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out of it’s nose? 13) If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner have to too? 14) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? 15) How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty? 16) How can you tell when you’re out of invisible ink? 17) Do one legged ducks swim in circles? 18) Do fish get cramps after eating? 19) When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? 20) Why does your nose run and your feet smell? 21) Why is it called a “building”, when it is already built? Why isn’t it called a built? 22) Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 23) Why are they called “stands” when they’re made for sitting? 24) When people lose weight where does it go? 25) What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free? 26) What do sheep count when they can’t sleep? 27) What came first the chicken or the egg? ***28) What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 29) How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? **30) If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap? 31) If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green, or a lemon called a yellow? 32) If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away? 33) If you have an open mind, why don’t your brains fall out? 34) If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? 35) If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? **36) What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man? |