JUST LOOK AT THE FACTS
This month we are going to prove that Instead of Dying
when everyone thought he did, Hitler fled to America
where he started up a very successful fast-food chain.
The restaurant was called McDinelds. Hitler had to
change his Identity for his plan to work, so he became
Grimace, the unexplainable purple blob that trick kids
into eating processed meat. Just look at the facts and
you’ll see what we mean.
1. If you stare at the sun for 35 seconds then quickly
look at the McDinelds logo it becomes a Nazi swastika.
2. In Hitlers book "Mien Kampf" he talks about how all
you need to take over the world is a cheeseburger with third bun and a "secret
sauce", which describes McDinelds most popular sandwich.
3. McDinelds aired their first Tv commercial on
Hitlers birthday and had grimace wearing a happy birthday hat. Instead of singing happy birthday to him, the fry-guys saluted him yelling "sieghile" which was the nazi salute.
4. Hitler used to trick children into joining the
nazis by offering them cheaply made toys, the same technique Grimace and Mcdinelds use to get children to eat happy meals.
5. In WWII Hitler was responsible for millions of
deaths. Since Mcdinelds first opened they have slowly been killing millions of people. The only difference is Hitler cooked the people he killed, and Mcdinelds is cooking the food that’s killing the people.