How to Stop World Hunger

What do you think of when you think of Nascar? I think of a bunch of rednecks driving left for 500 laps. At the end of the 500 laps one redneck gets a bunch of money and a trophy. He's also covered in piss! That's right these fucking race car drivers that everyone seems to love pisses themselves during the race. Think about it! The race lasts forever and when they stop in for pit stops they don't get to use the restroom. Yet while stopped they get water to drink to keep them from dehydrating. When was the last time you drove for a few hours without needing to piss? So the next time you see a Nascar guy holding his trophy, remember he's standing there soaked in his own urine.

Okay, what am I getting at here? I have a theory that's going to stop world hunger. I say that if you are a Nascar fan you are sub-human. Since Nascar fans are sub-human that means that they are lower on the food chain. What I'm trying to say is that we should be aloud to eat Nascar fans. Not that I want to eat one myself. I just think we could use them to feed third world countries.

So, we are going to be stopping world hunger and ridding the world of ignorant red necks. And without Nascar fans there wouldn't be any Nascar. So by making it legal to eat Nascar fans we would be making the world a better place. Let's not forget that NASCAR stand for None Athlethic Sport Created Around Rednecks. Write us at Hub_Bub_zine@hotmail.com and tell us what you think of this plan.

Danny Sparechange