Random Things that May Piss You Off

Issue #3

1. Fraternities and sororities were originally started (a long time ago) so that rich white students wouldn't have to live with students of other races or lower incomes. So the next time that bubble-headed blond starts loudly talking about how great last nights frat party was (you will definatly know when she is talking about it 'cause she will want the whole room to know how cool she is) just walk up to her and call her a racist as you hold you middle finger in her face.
2. The number of rodent hairs and insect legs that allowed to be in a sample (not the whole jar) of peanut butter and still be good enough quality to sale is 3.
3. The number of insect legs allowed in a bar of chocolate is 8.
4. A couple of years ago Lauryn Hill won like 11 grammys after saying that she didn't want white people buying her album. I say wake the fuck up Lauryn! The only people that listen to your shit is rich white kids!
5. Some bars have dress codes!
6. Republicans!
7. Democrats!
8. Temptation Island....enough said!
9. When a friend of mine was younger, he got sent off to a boys home for missing school. The probation officer who had him sent off uses illegal drugs on a regular basis!
10. That damn shaggy song "it wasn't me" She caught you! You're busted! Only an asshole would think women are dumb enough to fall for that line!