1. In Texas, there was an on-going feud between a high school football team and the local punk-rock scene. One afternoon, one of the jocks was driving his truck down the road when he saw one of the punks. He ran over him killing him almost instantly. When he went to court, this football standout was only given probation! TEXAS SUCKS!
2. Uncle Kracker.....he should have his guitar busted
on his groin.
3. A couple of years ago, a popular local bar paid
David Allan Coe, an extremely racist country singer, to play here in Portsmouth. Can you say 'IGNORANT REDNECK'?
4. Those damn 'reality shows' that seem to be the fad on television. It all started with MTV's "The Real World".....thanks a lot Carson!
5. Would you keep medicine from an innocent child? Our government does! Due to sanctions imposed upon Iraq by the US government, thousands of children will die this year do to lack of medical supplies.
6. Remember the rebel flags I wrote about last month? Yes? Well have you seen the ones with Hank William's Jr.'s face on them? Piss-Poor!
7. Kentucky*
8. Alcoholic Elvis impersonators who can't operate their VCRs.