Random Things That May Piss You Off


Issue #6

1. At the beginning of the 1900’s, it was LEGAL for men to beat their wives if the stick was no wider than their thumb! Does that tell you anything about your government?
2 HIPPIES!!!!!!! (just kidding Chuck)
3. Have you ever seen those little glowsticks you can clip onto your tongue? There’s nothing like going to a party or a club and seeing a bunch of stupid dildos walking around with their mouths hanging open! Trendy Assholes!
4. Not only do we call Jennifer Lopez "J-Lo", we also, by his request, call Puff-Daddy "P-Diddy" I hope they both get hit by a bus while crossing Broadway!
5. Andy Dick..............What I wouldn’t give to black his eyes.
6. In Wisconsin (I think it’s Wisconsin), it’s illegal to drive a car with an un-caged bear in the front seat. How the hell do you come up with a law like that?
7. Old Navy commercials.
8. Janet Reno.........what kind of bitch would send machine gun armed men into a house to tear a little boy away from a loving family and send him back to CUBA of all places, to live with his alcoholic father? She definately need kicked in the head! Don’t think for a minute that we forgot about Waco either Janet!