1. At the beginning of the 1900’s, it was LEGAL for
men to beat their wives if the stick was no wider than their thumb! Does that
tell you anything about your government?
2 HIPPIES!!!!!!! (just kidding Chuck)
3. Have you ever seen those little glowsticks you can
clip onto your tongue? There’s nothing like going to a party or a
club and seeing a bunch of stupid dildos walking around with their
mouths hanging open! Trendy Assholes!
4. Not only do we call Jennifer Lopez "J-Lo", we also,
by his request, call Puff-Daddy "P-Diddy" I hope they both get hit by a bus
while crossing Broadway!
5. Andy Dick..............What I wouldn’t give to
black his eyes.
6. In Wisconsin (I think it’s Wisconsin), it’s illegal
to drive a car with an un-caged bear in the front seat. How the hell do you
come up with a law like that?
7. Old Navy commercials.
8. Janet Reno.........what kind of bitch would send
machine gun armed men into a house to tear a little boy away from a loving
family and send him back to CUBA of all places, to live with his alcoholic
father? She definately need kicked in the head! Don’t think for a
minute that we forgot about Waco either Janet!