Random Things That May Piss You Off

Issue 7

1. In the 1920’s, the Ku Klux Klan helped our government set standards for an immigration policy. These hate-based laws are still used by our government today!
2. I.C.P. fans.........There’s not one good thing about any of you damn pill-heads!
3. Makeover shows on television. There’s nothing like telling someonethat their personal taste sucks and then conforming them to meet society’s "ideal image".
4. Shaquille O’neal and Rikki Lake (or anybody else for that matter)referring to their diamond rings as "bling-blings".
5. The movie "coyote ugly"......it should have been called ‘four trendy, slutty tramps who used to get plowed at frat parties now run a shitty bar’. These are the movies that become hits these days? What happened?
6. The fact that hundreds of years ago, innocent women were burned at the stake for practicing ‘evil’ witchcraft by clergymen in the name of their ‘loving christian religion’. These inhumane executions were brought to a halt only because the wife of one of the society’s prominent citizens was accused of witchcraft!
7. Mayor candidate Gerlach’s signs which read "Stop chaos in city hall". Well for fuck’s sake Frank, I’d rather have chaos in city hall than have it be completely dead. At least there’s some activity going on!