Random Things That May Piss You Off


Issue #8

1. In order to join North America’s free-trade agreement, The Mexican government had to rewrite article 27 of their constitution which guarantees land distribution to the poor. Their land was taken from them and then sold to the highest corporate bidder. When the poor citizens began to protest and revolt, the Mexican government launched a major U.S. backed military assault on the citizens.
2. WWF Wrestling....if that isn’t evidence that man evolved from apes then I don’t know what is!
3. Narrow-minded parents across America are pulling their children out of classrooms where Harry Potter books are being read because they claim that these novels "introduce the religion of Wicca to impressionable minds." You know what, you people are fucking morons! When was the last time a war was fought or thousands of people killed in the name of Wicca?
4. People who substitute the word ‘fine’ with the word ‘golden’. ex: "Hey, would you like a beer?" "No thanks, I’m golden".
5. How slutty looking tramps like Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Shakira are considered positive role models for children.
6. MEN DO NOT WEAR CLOGS!!!!! What’s wrong with you people? Weren’t the sandals bad enough?